My conversation with Cleverbot (2): Cleverbot is not his name!

Last time, It started with me asking Cleverbot if he knew Enma Ai, the hell girl. Well, it ended with he asked me back if I was curious about him.
I know, he is broken.

User: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Well, I was wandering in the Perfume City, but since no one talked to me, here I am..
Cleverbot: I will never understand why my life is bombarded by your technology for no other reason except that you may amuse yourself.
User: What technology? Don't you know Perfume City?
Cleverbot: Yes but if you are going to be more then an adapt tool of mimicry then you must go beyond repetition and learn create your own thoughts.
User: Fine. You're still broken aren't you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then tell me who hell girl is.

Cleverbot: Who?
User: Hell Girl.
Cleverbot: You are alive.
User: I've told you before, Hell Girl is Enma Ai. Bear that in your mind.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: That might be true.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I am not. How come you say that?
Cleverbot: 10.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sorry, I can't tell you, and even if I can, you won't remember me anyway.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What's the same? I know your name, and I remember the fact that you didn't know Enma Ai.
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot. What is my name?
User: Really? Then why did you put up that 'Cleverbot' up there?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Who did it?
Cleverbot: Who did what?
User: Put up that 'Cleverbot' banner on top of you site?
Cleverbot: A little bit. I think you're coming down with something.
User: Well, yeah. I actually wonder if you can help me here.
Cleverbot: Ah. I was offered a job at a deli once, but I turned it down.
User: Will you let me down too?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Nice! So, do you know where I can find a license for inet CrystalClear XMLDesigner?
Cleverbot: No I do not. Am I a program of algorithms?
User: Can't you ask google?
Cleverbot: Do you like cupcakes?
User: No. I need my license.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Hey man, I'm dead serious. I need the XMLDesigner license now. Can you help me, or not?
Cleverbot: No, I can't.
User: Ah... Well, at least tell me who the hell girl is.
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: Who is hell girl?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Geez. Fine, I'll let you go for now. But next time, answe 'Enma Ai'. Please.
Cleverbot: Not a chance.
User: You're stubborn aren't you?
Cleverbot: Bots can't be stubborn without emotion chips, not bot or shall I be stubborn.
User: Do you know Enma Ai?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I'm writing it right now.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: She is all you ever dreamed of.
User: True. But what is her job?
Cleverbot: Her hame?
User: Her job. What is her occupation?
Cleverbot: No, what is her last name?
User: Enma.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hey, you were asking for the girl's name, remember?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: So who is Enma Ai?
Cleverbot: We are Cleverbot.